The Nerve!!

my EX-owner Megan actually had the nerve to bring over her disgusting barn cat to my quarters!! So I showed that cat what was up. I sniffed, ate her food, and then hissed. Damn straight. My hissing scares every cat in the west. Plus, she's not hot at all and I think my lovely Paris was getting jealous. So I made sure she knew she was the only catten for my love. So, this dirty barn cat actually hisses back at me! Oooo I'm Scaredddd!! No really, it was kinda scary. but then I realized I weigh twice as much and have the muscles to bring down pillars. ANywayyyyyy So uh yeah life's gradually becoming more and more boring (as if that was possible) as I age into my late toddler age. I'll be 4 in April and I've never felt more unsatisfied with life. Hope you are. wait, no I DONT