Kittens vs Cattens

so according to my sources, my owner Megan moved out and got her own young. One of them ran away on the first night (HA HA HA BITCH) and the other is just a kitten, a barn kitten for that matter. The Worst Kind. 

So, what goes around comes around eh? Megan's a bitch, and she got bitch cattens. One of them is butt fug. I'm sexy. They are not. I'm Pure Bred Siamese, bitch. They are not. I'm like fuckin nobility over here, THEY ARE NOT. SO look at what she gave up.

Damn, I miss her